Supercalifragilistic Wellness

Six months of personalized, root-cause support for postpartum recovery, perimenopause, hormone health and symptoms that haven’t been explained.

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There’s so much more to hormone health than your cycle and your labs

—and you can’t address gut health, hormones, and how you feel in your body in isolation, because it’s all connected

At Mother Poppins, I help you get the full picture of what’s actually going on, then turn that data into a plan that gets you real results.

You’re doing everything right.

So why does something still feel off?

You’ve seen the doctors. You’ve had the labs. You’ve been told everything looks fine — and yet you still don’t feel fine. You’ve eliminated foods, added supplements, Googled your symptoms at midnight, and still haven’t found the answer.

You’re not making it up. And you shouldn’t have to keep figuring it out alone.

I know what it feels like to be dismissed

I spent over a decade being told my symptoms were normal before I finally got real answers

That experience is exactly why I practice the way I do — because I know firsthand that “your labs are normal” is not the same as “you’re healthy.”

I can help with:

✧ Hormone health and cycle irregularities
✧ Gut and digestive health
✧ Metabolic health
✧ Postpartum hormone recovery
✧ Nervous system health and chronic inflammation
✧ Fertility and preconception wellness

And if you don’t see your concern listed — reach out anyway. I’ve never met a woman with a set of symptoms I couldn’t help address through a root-cause approach.

Supercalifragilistic Wellness

What we focus on in this program:

✧ Postpartum recovery and nutrient status

Rebuilding the nutrient and mineral foundations your body draws on

✧ Stress, nervous system and energy

Supporting your body's stress response and daily rhythm

✧ Thyroid and blood sugar

Metabolism, steady energy and the systems that influence them

✧ Gut, liver and hormone clearance

How your body digests, absorbs and clears what it no longer needs

✧ Inflammation and immune support

The whole-body picture that sits underneath many symptoms

A pregnant woman with long wavy hair, wearing a white dress with a crochet cardigan, standing outdoors among green bushes with golden sunlight.

This program is for you if:

✓ You're navigating perimenopause and feel like your body has become a stranger

✓ You have PCOS, endometriosis, or hormonal imbalances that haven't been properly addressed

✓ You're postpartum and haven't felt like yourself since — months or even years later

✓ You have unexplained symptoms that nobody has connected into a coherent picture

✓ You're exhausted from being dismissed and ready for someone who actually digs deeper

  • ✦ Initial 90-minute kickoff consultation — virtual or in office
    ✦ Five monthly 45-minute progress consultations
    ✦ Personalized nutrition, supplement, and lifestyle protocols updated monthly
    ✦ Functional lab review as appropriate — DUTCH, GI Map, comprehensive bloodwork
    ✦ HTMA — Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis for thyroid, adrenal, and mineral status
    ✦ Direct messaging support throughout your program
    ✦ Supplement guidance and wholesale pricing
    ✦ A whole-person wellness roadmap you actually understand and can follow

  • Starting at $637/month · 6 months
     HSA & FSA accepted · Payment plans available

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Not sure yet? Start with the One-Time Wellness Consult and a receive $299 credit towards this program if you decide to continue. 

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Nope! A lot of women come to us with symptoms no one has figured out. We don’t diagnose any conditions. We use functional testing to help determine what is going on in your body, give you tools to help your body heal and guidance to support your conversations with other providers.

  • Yes, most of our clients pay monthly ($575/6 months) and we have additional payment plans if needed.

  • Yes! Your package, labs, and supplements are all HSA/FSA eligible. If you have specific questions, just reach out.

  • Maybe some but we always test before we make recommendations and explain why we are recommending them. We use protocols to determine which might be best for your body so you actually absorb them.

  • Not a problem or a hinderance to working with us! Our approach is always about getting to the root of what’s going on, but if something is working for you and supporting your wellbeing, that stays. Your mental health matters just as much as everything else we’re working on together.

  • Everyone is different but most start feeling better within 30-60 days. The body takes time to heal.